Tuesday, June 26, 2007

From Inside the Cookie

Its been awhile since I've been to an Asian place. Skinny White Chick doesn't like them. Something about rather eating ground glass and chopped up worms.
So this is the latest words of wisdom from inside the fortune cookies

Use your charm and personality to your advantage. (I don't write them I just eat the cookie)

You could prosper in the field of entertainment. (I'd like to thank the academy for voting for me)

Your principles mean more to you than money or success. (I'd also like to thank the small people)
Learn Chinese:Dianyling yuan....Cinema.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

Bad Day?

The day didn't turn out really bad, but this morning when I got in the car I couldn't remember where reverse was on my stick shift....should have just gone back in and called in.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Condition orange or what's worse then that...

In nine days Mel or her full name. Melissia Lavinia Honoria Greene will be going to Europe. Hitting Germany,England and Ireland....to all my friends over there...I'm sorry. She's going to bring back some stuff for me. All the current soap magazines. A Tv times, an irish computer keyboard,some parasailingamal,some stilton cheese,....if you see her in an airport....runnnnnn!!!!!!


Monday, June 11, 2007

50th Birthday

The birthday boy. My brother Mike. He is third in the pecking order. Two older sisters.

My neice Lena. She has two beautiful Children Zion age 2 and Chevala.10 months
Zion wonder how he can get out of this.
Chevala and daddy with grandma Dianne looking on. Dianne is number two in pecking order...she's 52
Lena and her little girl Chevala
Dad and his lady friend Gloria
Uncle Ray and Aunt Betty

Saturday, June 09, 2007

Chicago Printers Row Book Fair.

Nancy and I took a road trip today. Why is it when I say that to people they get this weird look in their eyes. Its not like we ever get into trouble. This time its up to Chicago for the Printer's Row Book Fair. Sponsored by the Chicago Trib,Target,Barnes and Noble and CSPAN. Off we go at 6am. First stop the newly remodeled Dekalb Oasis. Its still an over priced Mc Donald's on the side of the hiway.
It wasn't all fun and games. We dropped in at the son's house to take in a 3000 pound sofa bed.Then onto the city.


Interstate 88 looking east.

Don't want to know how much this cost the state...nice if your lost.

The Chicago skyline in the distance on 290...yes the Hancock building on the left and Sear tower on the right...lean in see...closer...closer...see it...good...now clean off the nose print and continue down.
Some object d' art along the high way. Spirit of the Flame or something like that
Ad for a restaurant on the side of a building.
Old Dearborn Station at the end of Dearborn St
Author Chris Bohjalian speaks at the Barnes and Noble tent. For the longest time thought Chris was she...He had his book as an Oprah title...
Why the name of the bookfair. the old printers row in Chicago
Crowds on Dearborn looking south to Dearborn Station.

More crowds along Polk street.

I think I heard of this place
Some guy reading his sad poetry."The cold mud stuck to my shoe as the smell of decay filled my nose...I knew I was home again."


Nancy next to an antique printing press.
Went to a place called 17 West in the old Bergdorff Hotel for lunch.We had Helga as a waitress sweet young girl. (tongue stuck firmly in check about that) Food ok not great. Watercress and fennel salad...looked like someone had snipped pieces off a plant and put it on the plate. I didn't know if I wanted to eat it or put it in water to try and grow roots. Dark wood. dark place. tryed to take a picture with out a flash...draw attention to myself. So I took a picture of the window that was behind us. Its a glass of Root beer. This place is supposed to be known for it.

Got back home by 6,tired, hot and sweaty. Don't think we will be going back next year. And learned and important lesson.... few places sell Dr Pepper in downtown chicago.....

Friday, June 08, 2007

As heard on TV

A lady and her baby get onto a bus and pay the fare. The driver looks over at them and said...My god that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen. The lady is taken back but goes and sits down. A man sits next to her and can tell that she is upset....
What's wrong? he ask
The driver insulted me .she states.
Well go up there and tell him off. I'll watch your monkey.

Sunday, May 27, 2007

Presenting Mr. and Mrs. Leatherman

I went to four weddings yesterday. Sang at a couple of them. This is the only one that I remembered to take out the camera for.. Didn't get as many pictures as I wanted because the camera acting up.


The blushing bride Faith. I've known her since she was a mouthy little kid. Now she's a.....oh poor Tony
The happy couple.


Courtney and Faith....I'm sure Courtney will be next.


The ladies from the church. The always elegant Cheri,Donna and Pat.


Donna's reaction when asked if she wanted to do something like this again any time soon.I also heard her say something that sounded like smell snow.





Donna making sure no Champagne was wasted. The party's over.....Good Luck to the new bride and groom.



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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

News From Eclaire

LeClaire police were again called out to Holland street because of a disturbance at one of the home. They found an elderly woman on the roof of her home beating the tv antenna. She said that if it wasn't for that stupid thing that her stories would turn out better. She mumbled something about Ducky and Dirk and James West pants. They finally were able to get her off the roof with a promise of chocolate..

100th post

This being my 100th post I thought I should make it meaningful. Something deep, thought provoking. If you know me...you know that ain't happening.
To all the people that have appeared on here....willingly or not , thank you.
And all the rest, continue to be your "normal" selves.
Its like they say in the south...Its not do you have crazy people in your family...its which side.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Quick Note From the Girls.

Dear Aunt Sarah,
Just a quick note to tell you what's been going on. We had Easter and mom and grandma got us all kinds of candy.. But they wouldn't let us have any until just before we went to the uncles house.
Constance was running all over the place and I just played nice...
If playing nice means taking all the books off the shelve after he told you not then yes you played nice Savannah. It also got us into trouble...remember that.
A misunderstanding between us...I thought I locked that door to keep you out.
He made us sit quiet. And then you fell asleep. and I picked the lock.
Yeah missed out on quality play time....but you woke us up Constance with your "singing".
What wrong with my singing?
Let me be the first to tell you sister dear don't quit your day job.
Grandma likes it...
No comment...
Well we got a sandbox and slide from a nice couple...they must not wanted to play in it any more.

Savannah isn't to good with the slide.
I'm just being careful.
Yeah if you fell off it would leave a dent.
Shut up Constance...
Jaws
Chipmunk teeth.
Sandbox is nice,but don't like it when other stuff is in it. Like bugs and bugs and grass and Savannah.
We also got a teepee. Uncle will be including pictures of all of this.
June 1st the uncle will be watching us...Mom and Grandma are abandoning us.
Don't be a goof Savannah, Moms going to the air show and grandma is going to a graduations....
They are still leaving us with him...he makes us go to bed and other stuff...
Candy Savannah...he lets us have Candy.
well yeah but still...
Til later...the pretty one and her sister.



Trivial Masters

Last night was the last LeClaire trivia game for the season. They take the summer off to recharge their batteries and come up with new questions. Our little group came in first. It didn't look good in the middle of the game...4th place of only 6 teams. then the last two rounds the brains kicked in and we raced ahead to 1st.


This is the new center piece. Elegant and functional. And in front of Kathy for some strange reason.

The group deep in thought...

Doug amazed that he got it right.

Me getting up Kathy's nose.My sister showing off her new picture phone.

Friday, May 18, 2007

Illinois: America's Most American State

WASHINGTON (AP) -- White, rural and homogeneous. New Hampshire and Iowa play big roles in choosing presidential candidates but don't look much like the rest of the country.A better bellwether might be Illinois. It's the most average state, according to an Associated Press analysis of data from the Census Bureau.

Illinois is the fifth largest state, with a big city in Chicago, rolling countryside in the south and a lot of sprawling suburbs. And it has Peoria, which, it turns out, really is a barometer of America's preferences. Many companies continue to use the city in central Illinois as a test market, taking literally the adage about how things play there.

"Illinois has always been a mirror of America," said state Sen. Kirk Dillard, a Republican. "With all due respect to South Carolina, Iowa and New Hampshire, they are not reflective of the overall American population."

The AP ranked each state on how closely it matched national levels on 21 demographic factors, including race, age, income, education, industrial mix, immigration and the share of people living in urban and rural areas. The rankings were then combined to determine the state that best mirrors the country as a whole.

Illinois was followed by Oregon, Michigan, Washington and Delaware.

West Virginia was the least typical state, poorer, whiter, and more rural, followed by Mississippi, New Hampshire, Vermont and Kentucky.

Iowa ranked 41st, meaning nine states and the District of Columbia look less like the country as a whole. South Carolina, which also has an early primary, ranked 24th.

America is becoming more diverse, with minorities topping 100 million for the first time in 2006, according to Census Bureau figures being released Thursday. About one in three Americans was a minority last year, a slight increase.

In 2006, the nation was 67.6 percent white, non-Hispanic; 15 percent Hispanic; 13.4 percent black; 5 percent Asian; 1.5 percent American Indian or native Alaskan and 0.3 percent Hawaiian or other Pacific Islander. The percentages add up to more than 100 in part because some people identify with more than one race and Hispanics can be of any race.

Illinois' racial composition matches the nation's better than any other state. Education levels are similar, as is the mix of industry and the percentage of immigrants. Incomes in Illinois are a little higher and the state is more urban the rest of the nation. But the age of the population is very close to the country's mix of minors, seniors and those 18 to 64.

The Illinois Senate approved a bill Tuesday that would move the state's presidential primary from March to Feb. 5, and Gov. Rod Blagojevich has promised to sign it. Once he does, Illinois will join a growing number of states trying to increase their clout by scheduling earlier primaries.

An argument sometimes cited for the moves: increasing the diversity of voters early in the primary season. "States that are quite vanilla ought not to be making the decisions for us," said Illinois House Majority Leader Barbara Flynn Currie, a Democrat.

Iowa and New Hampshire have played prominent roles in choosing presidential candidates for years, with Iowa holding caucuses in January and New Hampshire holding the first primary.

Both states are more than 90 percent white, making them among the least diverse in the country.

Nevertheless, officials in both states have defended their status and pledged to maintain it.

New Hampshire voters are well-informed and steeped in democracy, comfortable asking tough questions of town officials and presidential candidates alike, said Ray Buckley, chairman of the New Hampshire Democratic Party.

"Ask anyone who has been to the New Hampshire primary and they will tell you about the intensity of the questions," Buckley said. "You are going to have to answer tough questions about Katrina, about drug use in inner cities. You are going to have to answer questions about the war in Iraq and about the slaughter in Darfur. ...

"We are not in awe of anyone."The Associated Press ranked each state and the District of Columbia on how closely it matched national averages on a combination of 21 demographic factors, including race, age, income, education, industrial mix, immigration and the share of people living in urban and rural areas.

How each state fared, with Illinois ranked first as the state that best mirrors the country, and West Virginia ranked 51st as the most atypical:
State Rank
Ala. 44
Alaska 35
Ariz. 15
Ark. 45
Calif. 32
Colo. 25
Conn. 23
Del. 5
D.C. 43
Fla. 19
Ga. 6
Hawaii 25
Idaho 30
Ill. 1
Ind. 18
Iowa 41
Kan. 6
Ky. 47
La. 37
Maine 38
Md. 36
Mass. 34
Mich. 3
Minn. 22
Miss. 50
Mo. 9
Mont. 41
Neb. 16
Nev. 33
N.H. 49
N.J. 19
N.M. 28
N.Y. 16
N.C. 8
N.D. 46
Ohio 10
Okla. 21
Ore. 2
Pa. 11
R.I. 11
S.C. 24
S.D. 40
Tenn. 31
Texas 13
Utah 14
Vt. 47
Va. 27
Wash. 4
W.Va. 51
Wis. 29
Wyo. 39
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Source: AP analysis based on Census Bureau data.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

I waited five months for this.


Emmerdale the British soap that I follow has had a who dun it for the last 5 months. They have a online game to go along with it...Who Killed Tom King? Well I hate to say it but I don't care. His death didn't have that many ripples in anyone else's story lines.
The online game wasn't that great. I thought it would be like one long game of Clue. No luck. I had stuff from the other storylines that had nothing to do with the murder. But tomorrow its all over. I say Len...but that's to easy.

yeah yeah...none of you know what the heck I'm talking about ....

Saturday, May 12, 2007

If Included

Happy Mother's day to any mothers out there.
Happy Nurses week to the nurses in my life....
What ever Cinco De Mayo.
Good Polish Sausage Week.
And lastly have a Safe Mental Health week...Have you hugged your crazy this week..

Looking Back...

It was pointed out to me from a regular reader that I haven't added anything since my birthday,which was a month ago. I've been really busy,lazy, And haven't had the chance to do anything...
I took vacation the week of my birthday and tried to drag it out the whole week like always. Lunches and dinners the whole week. I also got jobs singing that week. All funerals...that's ok easy money. Did have trouble with a couple cheap Lutherans.
Was going to write about the week the next Monday but turned and the tv and saw the horror coming out of Virginia. Its time like these that makes me wonder what would drive a person to do something like that. The families of the victims and the survivors will never get any answers. One nice thing was that I only saw one tabloid do one of their stupid headlines...I think this was too tragic even for them to try and trash it.

Month moved on and it was a SSDD time at work. The managers dad passed away suddenly. When she said what he was like and that the docs gave him 6 months it was hard not to say...I don't think you will have that long.
Life moves on.

I did one of my grand adventures. The Queen went to the Kentucky Derby this year. So I decided I was going to see if I could get a look at her. Didnt' get down to Louisville until that night but did follow the royal watchers group the next day. Saw her go into and then come out of church. Well saw her hat. She is always ringed with the guys in dark suits.
Later as she toured a Stud farm I tryed to get a picture but it only looked like little blobs because of the distance away from her...Guy next to me had a lens that looked like two feet long. I was such a novice at this. Had the car searched...the guy looked it over and saw Iowa...You drove it from Iowa? Really?....yes and stop making fun of it.
Oh Kentucky smells like horse s**t.

Now onto the countdown to the day of the weddings. 5 in one day. If no mess ups I should be able to make them all. Is there a worlds record for attending weddings in one day?
Then we have the summer concert time. See how many times I can see Stevie this year..No arrests...really...

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As for specific personality traits, you are adventurious (100%), outgoing (100%), intellectual (74%), romantic (71%).

Stereotypes
Young Professional70%
Punk Rock67%
Prep62%
Life Experience
Sex42%
Substances49%
Travel50%

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Sunday, April 15, 2007

Good Company

Birthdays


The Orange County Register

He appeared on the big screen, but most people will remember his TV roles on "M*A*S*H" and "Dragnet." Actor Harry Morgan is 91.

Also celebrating:

Actor Max von Sydow is 77.

Actress Liz Sheridan is 77.

Business Woman Rosemary Graham is 77

Actor Omar Sharif is 74.

Author David Halberstam is 72.

Sportscaster John Madden is 70.

Sportscaster Don Meredith is 68.

Actor Peter MacNicol is 52.

Singer-producer Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds is 48.

Rocker Brian Setzer is 47.

Rapper Afrika Bambaataa is 46.

Author Richard McFadden is 42

Rocker Tim "Herb" Alexander is 41.

Actor-comedian Orlando Jones is 38.

Blues singer Shemekia Cope- land is 27.

Singer Mandy Moore is 22.

Actor Haley Joel Osment is 18.

Birthdays from the past:

1829 William Booth, Salvation Army founder, died 1912

1847 Joseph Pulitzer, pub- lisher, died 1911

1903 Clare Boothe Luce, writer/diplomat, died 1987

1921 Chuck Connors, actor, died 1992

1921 Sheb Wooley, actor-singer, died 2003

1926 Junior Samples, comedi-an ("Hee Haw"), died 1983


Saturday, April 14, 2007

Internet Fun

From my niece in California, who has to much time on her hands.

1. Go to www.google.com

2. Click on Maps

3. Click on Get Directions

4. From: New York, New York

5. To: Paris, France

6. Then, scroll down and read line #23

7. Smile

More Words of Wisdom from the Cookie

Fortunes from real fortune cookies

Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.
Learn Chinese Yu....Fish

Sell rather than be. (anyone got an idea on that one)
Learn Chinese Piao....Ticket

If the table moves, move with it.
Learn Chinese Ou-zhou....Europe.

So what have we learned...Influence others by selling them a moving table. Or Yu piao ou-zhou,My fish got a ticket in Europe.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

hubbub over canceled Buckingham concert



OMAHA, Neb. - The managers of a Lincoln theater say Fleetwood Mac guitarist Lindsey Buckingham's "diva-like behavior" doomed his concert there this week, and that the sound system he blames was not the problem.


In a message on Buckingham's Web site, "technical difficulties related to sound" were blamed for Wednesday's cancellation. Buckingham's message said the theater in downtown Lincoln refused Buckingham's request to use his own equipment to supplement its sound system.


"Lindsey prides himself on delivering the very best performance and production for every show, but in this case he wasn't able to do so," Buckingham's message said. "Lindsey hopes his fans in Lincoln will understand, and he looks forward to returning to Lincoln but under much better conditions."


Buckingham has been touring since October in support of his first solo album in 14 years, "Under the Skin."


Rococo Theatre events director Pam Gregorios said this was the first time it has ever had a performer cancel a show.


"Rococo staff and management were put off by his diva-like behavior ... and wondered if he always felt it necessary to be so rude to people who are simply trying to put on a good show," Gregorios said.


Buckingham's representatives did not immediately respond to questions e-mailed to them Thursday afternoon.


But a section of the Web site about the guitars Buckingham uses included a quote about how the equipment he uses isn't that important.


"It's all in the player really," Buckingham said to Rolling Stone magazine in 1979. "Look at somebody like Hendrix. It didn't matter what guitar he had or even if it was in tune. The thing is, if you can connect, you can get anything you want out of an instrument. There's no dream instrument that could give you everything. You just have to use your imagination."


Buckingham spent an hour checking the sound at the theater and rehearsing a couple songs before deciding to cancel about an hour before show time, Gregorios said.


"I can only speculate as to the disappointment of the six hundred and some odd fans who arrived to find the show canceled," Gregorios said.


Buckingham joined Fleetwood Mac in 1975 but bolted the group in 1987 over creative differences. The group has reunited twice since then for albums and tours.


Ticket holders will receive refunds.