Dear Aunt Sarah,
A couple weeks ago we stayed the night at Grandma’s and the Uncles house. If you lived closer we would have stayed with you.
This was the week that mom abandoned us.
Mom didn’t abandon us Savannah she was on vacation.
We didn’t see her for seven days she abandoned us Constance.
I could see why she would abandon you Savannah, It all started when we first got to uncles house. He was changing my diaper and putting lotion on my dry skin. Along came baby Godzilla with her new sippy cup. She drops it right on my head…That hurt…
It slipped really it did Constance.
Sure it did.
You got me back Constance the next day. I was watching Reading Between the Lions when suddenly Constance came in and took my newly refilled sippy cup and then ran into the bathroom and threw it in the toilet. Then she walked out like nothing was wrong. Uncle had his hand over his mouth so he didn’t yell at you..
I don’t think he was going to yell at me his shoulders were shaking too.
Uncle does have names for us. He calls Savannah Jaws because of ALL her teeth. And he calls me the Woodchuck because of my four teeth….More will come in….about the same time as the hair.
We did have a good time no matter what Savannah has to say. He played with us and we watched TV but best was when he fed us. We didn’t sit in a chair or at the table but he called it a mini picnic. He put a towel down on the floor and we ate down there. We had pizza, roast beef and potatoes and mac and cheese and for breakfast one day we had French toast and sausage. He said we can’t be Jewish now. Savannah can really suck down the macaroni…She tells people she’s carb loading. Uncle had to make more because she ate all of it.
I’m a growing girl Constance so be quiet… It was ok here, but we didn’t like it when it was time for bed. He had it set up so we each had our own sleeping area. He put me down and then had to catch the Woodchuck and put her down…we laid there until he closed the door then we went over and started looking thru the trash…He must have cameras in there because the next thing he suddenly opens the door and tells us to get back to bed…He said it was like cockroaches when he opened the door and we quickly crawled back to bed.
Uncle did laugh at us in the mornings because we always ended up in the same bed. It was because Constance was scared..
Then why is it that I always woke up with you in my bed Savannah…
You where to scare to move?
Uncle wasn’t to happy when I woke him up one morning. I had the rolling phone with me and took it into uncle’s room. He was sleeping so I hit him in the head with the receiver to get his attention. I just wanted to lay with him because the saw mill Savannah was keeping me awake.
It was fun to stay here because he has windows we can look out of and see the cars and people going past. Also its fun to run from one end of the house to the other…Savannah just stumbles along.
Uncle is alright but he gets this big vein in the middle of his forehead when ever Constance does something dumb…Mom gets it a lot too…
Oh we went in for our 5000 mile check up. Savannah is 2ft 4in and 25 tons…
Pounds Constance its pounds…Constance is short at only 2ft 2in and 18 POUNDS.
I do have a yeast infection it’s not nice.
Well that’s all til later the Cute one and her Sister
