What are we seeing tonight?
Shakespeare
Wasn’t Robert Mitchum in that on the screen and then Markie Mark in the remake?
SSSSHHHHHH!!!
No that’s Cape Fear
SSSSSHHHHHH!!
Oh if your getting some a Bud light for me
SSSSSHHHHHHH
Not beer
SSSSSSHHHHHHH!!!
Well that Lance Bass just came out but he’s not here tonight is he?
Ladies I’m going to have to ask you to leave for disturbing the other patrons.
Oh Dear.
Which one of his plays is it them. My favourite is King Lear.
My misadventures in life with the help of my cast of supporting characters.
Sunday, July 30, 2006
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Baseballs and Nachos
Dear Aunt Sarah,
Thursday night Mom and Dad tricked us.We went to a baseball game it was fun, there was a lot of people there. We got to eat Nachos.. They did give Constance gas..
Me gas?....I couldn't hear the announcer over old cannon butt here...
It wasn't that bad Constance.
Bad ,people thought they started the fireworks early.
Anyway...at the end of the game Mom dropped us off at the Uncles house. We thought since we had Grandma's car that we would be going to her house.
I wasn't really happy...even the little suck up Chiclets teeth girl wasn't happy.
I don't have Chiclets teeth....Jaws
Chiclets teeth
jaws
He gave us cookies and juice so it was alright.
But then he wanted us to go to bed...I was wide awake and ready to rumble.
You did rumble that was all your gas,Savannah. Jaws
He made us get cleaned up and then put us down and turned off the lights.
Everytime I would go to get up I would hear out of the dark....Down....sleep..
How does he do that....
Finally we went to sleep but then sirens woke up the delicate one.
It wasn't the sirens that woke me up it was having Savannah's butt on my head.
This happened five times in the night...Uncle really has to do something about that..
Constance needs her beauty sleep.
My beauty sleep? You should look in a mirror sister dear. And if I'm the afraid one why did I wake up with you laying on my stomach?
It was the only soft spot...
Yeah those four pillows uncle put down were really hard....
The next morning we got up and heard stuff going on out side uncle's house so we went into the front room and tried to look out the window. Uncle hadn't put up the blinds yet so we had to pull them back and looked out.Goofy thought I was going to hold them all the time but my arm got tired so I let go and it hit her in the back of the head. Well this woke up the uncle and he came running. When he got to us and picked up the crying one he didn't do the "are you all right" he said...god you stink...What has your parents been feeding you?
I had stuff coming out of the diaper and going up my back and Constance had it going down her leg....Uncle just took both of us and took us into the bathroom and put us in the tub. He stripped us down and then turned the hose on us...
It wasn't the hose Savannah...you do over do things...you had the nachos all over you clothes and down your legs. Besides I like the feel of the water....
Then why did you cry? Constance.
Tears of joy....Jaws.
After cleaning us up we had breakfast and then played for a while....
Then uncle said since we got up at 6 it was time for a mid morning nap. We don't do naps...He put us in the bed and told us,down and sleep. Well Constance was telling me a joke and I laughed and Uncle got that little vein in his forehead....He took us both and laid down with him...Me under his left arm and Constance on his chest...She cried for a while but then gave up and slept...I figured there was no one to bother now so I closed my eyes for just a second...
Closed your eyes and snored like a moose.
You don't know what a moose sounds like..
I live with you I'm sure its close...Jaws.
We then had lunch.But while uncle was making it an evil bat that uncle has attacked me...I just wanted to see what one was like close up but everytime I touched it. It would roll over and hit me...
Maybe it thought you were going to eat it Savannah.
Shut up Constance.
Jaws
Chiclets
then grandma came to our rescue.
We need to have mom tell us before hand what she is doing with us.
Remember when you come....Toys
The Sisters Hasken.
Thursday night Mom and Dad tricked us.We went to a baseball game it was fun, there was a lot of people there. We got to eat Nachos.. They did give Constance gas..
Me gas?....I couldn't hear the announcer over old cannon butt here...
It wasn't that bad Constance.
Bad ,people thought they started the fireworks early.
Anyway...at the end of the game Mom dropped us off at the Uncles house. We thought since we had Grandma's car that we would be going to her house.
I wasn't really happy...even the little suck up Chiclets teeth girl wasn't happy.
I don't have Chiclets teeth....Jaws
Chiclets teeth
jaws
He gave us cookies and juice so it was alright.
But then he wanted us to go to bed...I was wide awake and ready to rumble.
You did rumble that was all your gas,Savannah. Jaws
He made us get cleaned up and then put us down and turned off the lights.
Everytime I would go to get up I would hear out of the dark....Down....sleep..
How does he do that....
Finally we went to sleep but then sirens woke up the delicate one.
It wasn't the sirens that woke me up it was having Savannah's butt on my head.
This happened five times in the night...Uncle really has to do something about that..
Constance needs her beauty sleep.
My beauty sleep? You should look in a mirror sister dear. And if I'm the afraid one why did I wake up with you laying on my stomach?
It was the only soft spot...
Yeah those four pillows uncle put down were really hard....
The next morning we got up and heard stuff going on out side uncle's house so we went into the front room and tried to look out the window. Uncle hadn't put up the blinds yet so we had to pull them back and looked out.Goofy thought I was going to hold them all the time but my arm got tired so I let go and it hit her in the back of the head. Well this woke up the uncle and he came running. When he got to us and picked up the crying one he didn't do the "are you all right" he said...god you stink...What has your parents been feeding you?
I had stuff coming out of the diaper and going up my back and Constance had it going down her leg....Uncle just took both of us and took us into the bathroom and put us in the tub. He stripped us down and then turned the hose on us...
It wasn't the hose Savannah...you do over do things...you had the nachos all over you clothes and down your legs. Besides I like the feel of the water....
Then why did you cry? Constance.
Tears of joy....Jaws.
After cleaning us up we had breakfast and then played for a while....
Then uncle said since we got up at 6 it was time for a mid morning nap. We don't do naps...He put us in the bed and told us,down and sleep. Well Constance was telling me a joke and I laughed and Uncle got that little vein in his forehead....He took us both and laid down with him...Me under his left arm and Constance on his chest...She cried for a while but then gave up and slept...I figured there was no one to bother now so I closed my eyes for just a second...
Closed your eyes and snored like a moose.
You don't know what a moose sounds like..
I live with you I'm sure its close...Jaws.
We then had lunch.But while uncle was making it an evil bat that uncle has attacked me...I just wanted to see what one was like close up but everytime I touched it. It would roll over and hit me...
Maybe it thought you were going to eat it Savannah.
Shut up Constance.
Jaws
Chiclets
then grandma came to our rescue.
We need to have mom tell us before hand what she is doing with us.
Remember when you come....Toys
The Sisters Hasken.
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Art That's Gone to the Birds
Flamingo Follies Garden Art Exhibit Quad City Botanical Center
(309) 794-09912525 4th AveRock Island, IL 61201
Cross Street:Near intersection of 4th Ave and 4th Avenue Ramp
Event Information: This is one zany art exhibition you won't want to miss! The annual Flamingo Follies Art Exhibition will feature about 100 artistically altered pink flamingo lawn ornaments created by over 70 talented artists on view in the Center's gorgeous outdoor gardens. This one-of-a-kind exhibit showcases the world's most amazingly creative flock of flamingos! It's the bird-version of Chicago's painted cows! During your visit you can cast your vote for your favorite creation and win one through a "flamingo raffle."
Price: Included in admission
(309) 794-09912525 4th AveRock Island, IL 61201
Cross Street:Near intersection of 4th Ave and 4th Avenue Ramp
Event Information: This is one zany art exhibition you won't want to miss! The annual Flamingo Follies Art Exhibition will feature about 100 artistically altered pink flamingo lawn ornaments created by over 70 talented artists on view in the Center's gorgeous outdoor gardens. This one-of-a-kind exhibit showcases the world's most amazingly creative flock of flamingos! It's the bird-version of Chicago's painted cows! During your visit you can cast your vote for your favorite creation and win one through a "flamingo raffle."
Price: Included in admission
15 Minutes and counting
Cranky old lady G and her faithful caretaker Lady Jane have been waiting for me to put them on my blog....Here :)
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Hot Summer Days
Dear Aunt Sarah,
We spent the last Saturday at Grandma's while Mom and Dad went on a date.
It was really hot,but that was ok because Grandma got us a pool to play in. It was OK until the Uncle joined us...He was trying to teach Constance how to splash with her feet. But the dumbo would get going and either fall over or get water in her eyes then.
Grandma likes to play in the pool with us also. But she likes to have the tree spray us...Constance will stand in front of it and let it spray her until it gets in her eyes and then its cry cry cry.
Constance doesn't like the dog next door or any dogs now. The big ugly one called Hans growled and barked at her when she was close to the fence. She won't go near any dogs now and stops in her tracks when she hears one bark.
We went to the park a couple weeks ago with Grandma,Uncle and the lady that lives under the stairs and went ever Constance saw a dog coming she would climb up on uncle...We did see the fountian in the park it was neat. It jumped up and down and it changed colours. We also went to the play ground. I like the slide but not climbing the steps to get to it.They did put us in swings....I don't like that, but of course Constance thought that was really fun...let the wind blow thru her empty head.
Friday Uncle took us for the night while Mom and Grandma went shopping. We didn't want to be left with him until he got out the treats then it was ok. His house is ok because we can see the cars go by on the street. Constance kept crying because she would hear the dog next door bark.
Uncle said you where coming home in a month....presents will be ok...I like books that have places you can feel them....and we have a list of stuff to do. Oh and I think Constance is teething again...Whiney and crying and drooling all the time...Its about time chipmunk teeth got more then four....
I have more then four Savannah....
The cute ones.
We spent the last Saturday at Grandma's while Mom and Dad went on a date.
It was really hot,but that was ok because Grandma got us a pool to play in. It was OK until the Uncle joined us...He was trying to teach Constance how to splash with her feet. But the dumbo would get going and either fall over or get water in her eyes then.Grandma likes to play in the pool with us also. But she likes to have the tree spray us...Constance will stand in front of it and let it spray her until it gets in her eyes and then its cry cry cry.
Constance doesn't like the dog next door or any dogs now. The big ugly one called Hans growled and barked at her when she was close to the fence. She won't go near any dogs now and stops in her tracks when she hears one bark.
We went to the park a couple weeks ago with Grandma,Uncle and the lady that lives under the stairs and went ever Constance saw a dog coming she would climb up on uncle...We did see the fountian in the park it was neat. It jumped up and down and it changed colours. We also went to the play ground. I like the slide but not climbing the steps to get to it.They did put us in swings....I don't like that, but of course Constance thought that was really fun...let the wind blow thru her empty head.
Friday Uncle took us for the night while Mom and Grandma went shopping. We didn't want to be left with him until he got out the treats then it was ok. His house is ok because we can see the cars go by on the street. Constance kept crying because she would hear the dog next door bark.
Uncle said you where coming home in a month....presents will be ok...I like books that have places you can feel them....and we have a list of stuff to do. Oh and I think Constance is teething again...Whiney and crying and drooling all the time...Its about time chipmunk teeth got more then four....
I have more then four Savannah....
The cute ones.
Family
This is my sister Karen, she is five years younger then me...Hard to believe. I call her Madame.Some people think we are twins...some people can be so cruel.She's a type A person. She will have her heart attack or stroke years before me.She's living in a dark cave right now and some day hope to live above ground and not see the grass at eye level.She's working retail right now and really enjoys it....she also is on heavy medication which could explain a lot. Not that she's looking but if there are any normal men out there between the ages of 35 and burial plot that don't live at home with their mothers or have any prior arrests or addictions call her at 815-
Sunday, July 09, 2006
The twins in 2021
The twins in 2021
How was school today?,
Constance:
it was ok but Mindy came to school wearing last years hair tie. how bad is that I know her family had a fire but you musts keep up appearances no matter what, and Mr. Carter the math teacher thinks he's so stylish but he had a tie on today that had a stain on it how can you wear something that has a stain it was all I could do to take my eyes off it in class it was just so big and out there and then at lunch Bobby tried to be cool and put his arm around me but I acted like I didn't know what was happening. He thinks he so cool but I think he wears make-up to cover his zits.
Savannah:
I was ok........lunch was good......hit a girl with the stick in field hockey...she got in my way....the gas station across the street got robbed.....ask Constance about it I think she was there buying her cigarettes......oh look cookies
Monday, July 03, 2006
When did red stop being a car colour?
I went into my local GM dealer to get some touch up paint for my Blazer. I thought I would be preventive and get rid of the dings before they started to rust.
I asked the guy in the auto shop for a jar of red touch up paint.
"Ain't got that."
What do you mean you don't have it..Lot of cars out there are red.
"They don't make red."
He then took a book out and showed me all the differant choices out there. I couldn't tell if I needed Candy Apple Red or French Red Wine or Hawaii Sunburst. Even for the same year there was two or three to pick from. I picked Hawaii Sunburst. Dabbed it on a spot out of plain view. Once it dried it looked orange.
No refunds on open can.
Next time I think I'll go black.
I asked the guy in the auto shop for a jar of red touch up paint.
"Ain't got that."
What do you mean you don't have it..Lot of cars out there are red.
"They don't make red."
He then took a book out and showed me all the differant choices out there. I couldn't tell if I needed Candy Apple Red or French Red Wine or Hawaii Sunburst. Even for the same year there was two or three to pick from. I picked Hawaii Sunburst. Dabbed it on a spot out of plain view. Once it dried it looked orange.
No refunds on open can.
Next time I think I'll go black.
Is there an age limit to this.
I was going thru Myspace the other day,to wish a niece happy birthday. And I noticed something...I was one of the oldest people on there. I looked at my nieces friend and saw that most are in their early to middle 20s. I did see some older folks and they scared me. Middle aged women and men fighting the tide of ageing by hanging out with a bunch of kids. They tell about their glory days of beer drinking ,sex and parties. Come on grow up.
Oh and in case you wonder why I have a Myspace if I think its not for me...My friends are all relatives and we found that this is the easiest way to send pictures.
Oh and in case you wonder why I have a Myspace if I think its not for me...My friends are all relatives and we found that this is the easiest way to send pictures.
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