Christmas with the Twins

Let's see if Savannah will fit in this box
MMMM Iowa Corn...no wait Sarah that's a candle....to late.
EEEKKK my reflection
That's it?
Blah blah blah and then one lady bug....yea...get the lady a drink.

Christmas List

In this electronic age I thought instead of sending a letter to Santa it would be easier to just blog it.
I will start with small items and then move onto larger ones as we go along.
First as Sally Brown ask for...Money. Any size shape or amount would be nice. My debt doesn't seem to be going away as fast as I would like.

Now onto the real stuff.
Kitchen tongs...Not thong that thought would just be wrong.
Tong..like they have in restaurants. Stainless steel so they go along with the rest of my stuff. 12in OXO or Krup brand.
A kitchen timer..now not any kitchen timer this one has to replace my clucking chicken timer.It got over wound by a great niece who shall remain nameless..the odder the better.
Tires.
DVD box sets of British shows. I've been told I have a thing about British tv but I don't really care because this was from a person that has seen Star Wars 47 times.
If you want to make this simple don't ask me what they are about you will just be confused..
Ballykissangel I have the first series
Midsommer Murders I have the first,Third,fifth and sixth. don't ask.
Rosemary and Tyme any of them
French and Saunders Any
Brother Cadfeal any
To make this easier Borders is have a DVD box set sale 19-20th 40% off. that's even better then what we give the nasty educators. Follow this link for coupon.http://f.chtah.com/i/9/276579820/coupondvd_1218.htm
Any books I want I'll pick up for myself, same goes for clothes.
That's all...remember to shop smart shop Borders. Merry Christmas.


and money :)

Brains and Beauty

Dear Aunt Sarah,
I hope Constance turns out half a pretty as me because it doesn’t look like she’s going to make it on her brains.
The other day the loud lady from the basement was watching us
And we decided to go look out the front window. It was just the bus going by so I went to play with my toys. Well brain trust herself got stuck behind the curtain and couldn’t find her way out…The loud lady and I just watched as the curtain went up and down and heard her whining behind it.. Finally she got out but then a loud truck went by and back she went Sometimes she never learns.
Well at least I can get lost behind the curtains unlike you Jaws. You’d just eat them.
Quiet Constance I’m writing a letter to the Aunt. She’s coming and I know she will bring presents for us. Well at least me Since we have the same letter in our name…
What S like in stup….Sorry we haven’t written but the Uncle’s computer has been broke. I think Savannah did it. She is always pushing buttons that she shouldn’t .Grandma’s DVD player is sick because Savannah broke it…
I didn’t break it I just wanted to see a movie.
Hit the buttons once not 10 times.. Grandma let me help her vacuum. I like doing it. Savannah came up behind me and was pushing it to fast. I was cleaning up after the messy one..
I’m not messy I just enjoy my food.
Lots and lots of it. Savannah. Your lucky you didn’t fall into the Christmas tree when you tried to get a candy cane down.
I was within my reach. Its just to bad Grandma made the mistake of putting up that high. Next time I may have to use you to get up that high.
Your not standing on my back again…I’ll get you with the vacuum.
Leave that evil thing out of this.
The loud lady under the stairs moved out so we each have our own room. They did that because Constance was keeping me awake with her snoring.
I don’t snore motor mouth. You keep me awake with your snoring.
Aunt will find out what kind of sleeper you are because she is staying in the room with you when she comes.
Two great minds in the same room.
Aunt Sarah is bringing someone else to stay with her?
No Constance it will be just her and…..hey that’s not funny.
And she tells people I’m not the bright one.


We stayed with the uncle when mom went out for the night. He didn’t make us go to bed. We just stayed up as long as we wanted…Played and ran around..
Savannah the wimp was out by 9 and then she head butted me off the couch.
I was getting comfortable.
You can get comfortable without lay across the bed.
When we left the evil dog from next door almost got me. Uncle protected me. The dog should have gotten Savannah, there is more meat on her bones.
Maybe he just wanted to chew on bones.

We went up to a dinner at Aunt Diane’s. There was a lot of people our age. I didn’t like that. One blond girl kept trying to pick me up. I’m not a doll.

Pick you up Savannah. Must have been a really strong person.

They said that these are our second and third cousins. I didn’t like playing with them. They didn’t want to share and they are bigger then us. Quiet Constance.

What?

Well that’s it for now. We will see you in about a week. Presents are fine or you can take us out to get new toys or food.

The cute one and her sister.