But She Kneaded it

Went to the grocery store,like I do every Sunday afternoon. I knew because of the up coming snow "event" that it would be a little extra busy. No it was packed with the "we are all going to die but first I need these taco chips and salsa." I went to get a loaf of bread but must have took to long. A lady grabbed it out of my hands and dropped it in her cart. I looked at her and she gave me the what you gonna do? It was the last loaf of its kind. I smiled at her and in my best retail voice said excuse me for being in your way,here let me help you with your shopping. I took 6 loafs of that multi grain no one really like and put in her cart. While she stood there shocked I grabbed the first loaf and walked off. I got a high five from an old lady at the end rack. She tells me..."that bitch has been rude and grabbing stuff through the whole store"