What Are We Thankful For Again

Dear Aunt Sarah,
Happy Thanksgiving from Iowa. Mom decided to do the dinner this year. Uncle took that pretty well. She did everything the turkey,stuffing,pies,potatoes,some god awful dip...no not Constance.
Quiet sister dear, I know you would open the letter talking about the food.
Well it was good.
It was ok..
Your mad Constance cuz uncle made you sit down and eat.
I was just walking around to let it settle.
He did the do it now voice. Mom,Dad and Grandma wouldn't even cross him.
Traitors all of them. You noticed that I didn't say goodbye when he left.
Yeah and I'm sure he's all broke up about that. But back to the food. We had Turkey,and stuffing and twice baked potaotes and mashed potatoes, and corn and carrots and rolls,and green bean casserole. and I'm sure I'm forgetting something.
Your drooling Savannah.
Hush chipmunk.
Uncle said mom only made one mistake . Something about a bag of parts left in the bird.
And that lady that used to live in the basement was here....Grandma and uncle picked on her. She's funny. She brought us hooks to hang up our coats. One is a monkey and the other is an elephant. I picked the elephant and Constance picked the monkey. The big cheeks look like her.
Grandma did put us to work cleaning up after the meal. I think it was to get us back for...
SSSHHHHH Savannah they never found out about that.
Oh yeah...nothing never mind then.
They tell us that you are coming to see us in a month. Over Christmas and our birthday...We don't want much for Christmas...just page 326-470 of the JC Penny Big Book. and then there is....
Constance don't be greedy. She can't get us all that stuff..Just having her here is present enough.
Suck up Savannah...Suck up Savannah..!!!
Well we have all kinds of stuff to show you and can't wait for you to get here...
Suck.up..mmmmmmm
Why'd you stick that doll in my mouth Savannah.
Nothing Chipmunk
jaws
chipmunk
The Cute twin and her evil sister.

It's That time of year again

My elderly sister Mary and my friend Pat both thought it was funny to send me this. Yeah I know its coming. Merry Bugging Christmas...
Countdown

Tomorrow is another day

I had to say good by to a old friend. Yep Scarlett is no more. No it wasn't the broken out back window (done by some of the hoods darlings) No its was a combo of stuff. Just too much to put her back on the road. I didn't figure out how many miles we've been together, but in the four years we've been to help out the displaced in Baton Rouge Louisiana after the hurricanes. Been to Chicago couple times, Down to Louisville to see the Queen,out to Denver to see Stevie in concert. People and myself couldn't believe that we would go that far. Yeah what was I thinking.
So after 4 years,a starter,tires,fuel pump,brakes,oil gauge,exhaust,and a couple of oil changes its good bye.
The guy from the junk yard came to get her..hooked her up to the truck and was just pulling off onto the alley when there was a crack and the sound of metal on metal. The little crack in the frame broke and Scarlett folded up on herself. What a fitting end.

Working Hard For the Money

I'm working two jobs for the Christmas season. Sometimes I only have 1/2hr between jobs and with changing clothes and then the drive I don't really have that much time to think..Here's what happens when you don't pay attention to what your doing when walking out the door...I was almost two hours into the shift before I noticed...thank god I'm behind a counter the whole time.

Slave Labour

See there is nothing under your side Savannah. No food escapes your lips.

Savannah trying to get rid of the big pink thing in her way.

Grandma I know what I'm doing so let me to it please!

You turn it on here.