Constance speaks Written July 20,2005

Hi De Ho Auntie S

It looks like we are going to be staying at the uncle house more. Monday,Wednesday and Fridays.

today Savannah was in one of her moods. Dad puts down her throne and she starts crying. dad doesn't want to leave but Uncle gets him out and once Savannah sees he isn't going to play her game she shuts up. Its so hot today but he puts us in front of the fan...I nap for a bit and we watch soaps. Then Uncle get himself a Dr Pepper. He comes back into the room drinking it. Savannah goes nuts. She thinks she should be drinking it...She starts to scream. The neighbours get all quiet thinking he's killing someone in here. So he goes out and gets her a bottle of water. She takes one sip of that and throws the bottle off the side of the throne and hits me...That hurts so I start crying. He takes the bottle and puts some formula in it and brings it back....Old hoover lips starts sucking it down before he can let go. He then gets me one and Savannah wants that one to...Hey tubby I need to eat to....

We then have a burping contest. Uncle burps first. Its ok....then Savannah does her little burp...Well this is something I'm good at....I pass gas and burp. Showed them.

Uncle put us out on the floor...I'm moving but backwards....can't get the knees to move right...I'm still not dumb enough to hold my own bottle. I'm going to let them hold it until I feel like it.

Your cute niece

Constance

Savannah speaks Written on July 19,2005

Dear Aunt Sarah,

Its really hot here..even Miss Happiness and sunshine Constance isn't as chipper as always. I could be that she is also teething..Ha serves her right..I wish mine would just be done and come thru...it hurts and then it stops and then hurts again....Sucking on the bottle is really the only way to make it feel better....They do put some junk on it but that only last about an hour.

We went to Grandma's on Sunday...She has a pool for us...I just like to lay there and keep cool. Constance was kicking her feet and would get me and she thought it was so funny. Then I slashed her and it got up her nose and then she is all crying and weeping...Can't take her own medicine.

She has this lady bug design and I have a two piece bikini. they say I have cleavage. Dad doesn't like it, it shows off to much skin.

Dad has a job. He's working at the gas station just down the road from the uncle's house. Problem is he works evenings and mom days so there is a couple hours over lap and that's where the uncle comes in.

we get to see him between the time dad goes into work and when mom gets off...

We spent Monday with the Uncle...Went to lunch in a sleazy bar with his friends. I didn't throw up on anyone. Someone asked if we where the same age. Told them twins oh are they related...duh.

Them we spent the rest of the day being showed off....its been two weeks how much can change. Yeah I got hair and Constance gets up on her knees big deal.

The lady at the book store read us a book...Counted to 10 and then 100 I don't think there really was 100 bugs but we have to take her word for it.

Then the uncle used us to get info.

He took us to the other book store and got the people there to say OH HOW CUTE. and then he chatted them up finding out about their sales and how Harry Potter was doing...I feel so used.

then we had to ride around for 1 hour because we had to pick up mom. Constance would start crying at the most stupid thing. Uncle sneezed and she cried. what's up with that.

Well we will be seeing you in a week. Don't be shocked at how Constance hasn't got as pretty as me.

Savannah.