News of the day

Two elderly eastern Iowa women were arrested yesterday in Riverside Iowa for there attack on a man they thought was William Shatner. The two women who bystanders described as old with one being hunchback and the other no taller then a dwarf. Juan Poalo 97 of Columbus junction was unharmed but didn't under stand how the mistake was made. The police put the cause down to hormonal imbalance of menopausal women or the early onset alzheimer.