Constance speaks Written July 20,2005

Hi De Ho Auntie S

It looks like we are going to be staying at the uncle house more. Monday,Wednesday and Fridays.

today Savannah was in one of her moods. Dad puts down her throne and she starts crying. dad doesn't want to leave but Uncle gets him out and once Savannah sees he isn't going to play her game she shuts up. Its so hot today but he puts us in front of the fan...I nap for a bit and we watch soaps. Then Uncle get himself a Dr Pepper. He comes back into the room drinking it. Savannah goes nuts. She thinks she should be drinking it...She starts to scream. The neighbours get all quiet thinking he's killing someone in here. So he goes out and gets her a bottle of water. She takes one sip of that and throws the bottle off the side of the throne and hits me...That hurts so I start crying. He takes the bottle and puts some formula in it and brings it back....Old hoover lips starts sucking it down before he can let go. He then gets me one and Savannah wants that one to...Hey tubby I need to eat to....

We then have a burping contest. Uncle burps first. Its ok....then Savannah does her little burp...Well this is something I'm good at....I pass gas and burp. Showed them.

Uncle put us out on the floor...I'm moving but backwards....can't get the knees to move right...I'm still not dumb enough to hold my own bottle. I'm going to let them hold it until I feel like it.

Your cute niece

Constance

Savannah speaks Written on July 19,2005

Dear Aunt Sarah,

Its really hot here..even Miss Happiness and sunshine Constance isn't as chipper as always. I could be that she is also teething..Ha serves her right..I wish mine would just be done and come thru...it hurts and then it stops and then hurts again....Sucking on the bottle is really the only way to make it feel better....They do put some junk on it but that only last about an hour.

We went to Grandma's on Sunday...She has a pool for us...I just like to lay there and keep cool. Constance was kicking her feet and would get me and she thought it was so funny. Then I slashed her and it got up her nose and then she is all crying and weeping...Can't take her own medicine.

She has this lady bug design and I have a two piece bikini. they say I have cleavage. Dad doesn't like it, it shows off to much skin.

Dad has a job. He's working at the gas station just down the road from the uncle's house. Problem is he works evenings and mom days so there is a couple hours over lap and that's where the uncle comes in.

we get to see him between the time dad goes into work and when mom gets off...

We spent Monday with the Uncle...Went to lunch in a sleazy bar with his friends. I didn't throw up on anyone. Someone asked if we where the same age. Told them twins oh are they related...duh.

Them we spent the rest of the day being showed off....its been two weeks how much can change. Yeah I got hair and Constance gets up on her knees big deal.

The lady at the book store read us a book...Counted to 10 and then 100 I don't think there really was 100 bugs but we have to take her word for it.

Then the uncle used us to get info.

He took us to the other book store and got the people there to say OH HOW CUTE. and then he chatted them up finding out about their sales and how Harry Potter was doing...I feel so used.

then we had to ride around for 1 hour because we had to pick up mom. Constance would start crying at the most stupid thing. Uncle sneezed and she cried. what's up with that.

Well we will be seeing you in a week. Don't be shocked at how Constance hasn't got as pretty as me.

Savannah.

First Letter Done on June 27,2005 age 6months

Dear Aunt Sarah,

We stayed with Uncle Richard while dad looks for a job again....Its really hot and humid here and he doesn't have air.I have prickly heat and it hurts my arms and head and goofy Savannah has heat rash in the rolls on her chin. She had trouble today. All kinds of gas...She would cry and he'd pat and she'd fart and fart and .....So I was left to my own so I threw up on the carpet in three places. I don't like the carpet here I can't get any footing to flip myself over. Just rub my foot and nothing...I'm pulling my self along with my elbows its better then staying in one spot.

We went out to stores...in and out of the car, that really gets out quick.the sun was really bright and I have my sun glasses but dumb Savannah wouldn't wear any. She keeps slapping her face with it.

So Uncle Richard likes to bite my foot...he tryed it on Savannah and she pulled her foot back and then kicked him in the head.

It was to hot to do anything. Just drank and slept....Savannah is starting to follow my lead and suck her thumb but the dummy gets it wrong and sticks it in backwards.

Aunt Karen was down job hunting....Savannah had to throw up on her...Savannah throws up on everyone she meets...I'm not taking her on any dates.

Uncle Richard got a camera...If I could reach it I would break that stupid thing...Laying there looking at the carpet and boom he takes a picture...Stupid blue dots....makes it hard to pick stuff out of the carpet.

til next week

Constance the one who is almost crawling

Count Down

Inthe past I've tryed to keep a diary and it never worked. I'd forget about it or lose it...and what if someone found it...Now here I am in cyber space keeping one.

The weekend...another trivia night. It was a long night couldn't really get into it. The table across from us was what kept it interesting. A lady her husband and it looks like her son and this son and his friends. She was drinking when I got there and didn't stop...Very happy. the three teen boys didn't know any of the questions. They started putting up little signs on their table. "You may be winning but we are cuter." "Our humour beats your smarts." they came in last but they had fun and grandma may remember some of it later. We came in 2nd. got the money back...the 1st place table said they would give there winnings to the party. Oh it was for the Scott Co. Democrats. I said because of Bush I needed all my money.

No Nancy so it was a lazy day in on Sunday. I did jump up and hurry to meet her and then remembered she's in Texas.

Monday: Road trip to Dubuque. Leanne and Kathy. I never knew that they road up there was so boring. I always drive. also no colour. Poor little Kennedy Mall. Could count the people on one hand. Mostly old mostly walkers. Got Sara's wedding gift. Showed that I was white trash with my OH MY GOD $51 FOR JUST 5 PIECES OF SILVERWARE NOT THE WHOLE SET!!!!

The Borders store is still to bright in the paint colours. Chipped of some to take back to Kit.The people at the reg where rude and I didn't feel welcome...Then off the the real shopping area of the Town the North West Arterial Flow Rd Got a new glass. ugly and amber.Should hold a bottle of Dr Pepper

Drive back was just as boring. Made Leanne go across the hell bridge in Savanna. got stopped in the middle. Neither one of us like it. to narrow and nothing to make you feel safe.

Tuesday back to work. only three days more...Did Dougs job and mine.trying to get everything in order before I leave. Where am I going...? not sure.Went to the eye dr after work. Yep the eyes are failing. At this rate should be blind by the time I'm 55 nothing they can do about it.The doctor was about the same age as one of the nieces. The ink not dry on her degree.

Oh about the pictures.. can you tell I like Stevie Nicks. the thin years... and I got the Dukes of Hazzard on DVD so I had to put a picture of them up.

The Ides of March

Recovering from the day with the babies. Don't know if its easier when they don't move or not. Was thinking about what I'm going to do on my vacation. Most likely nothing. Did look thru the book Europe On a ShoeString. If I went now I would be eating my shoes by the end of the trip. Still trying to figure this thing out. Want pictures. So heres the first. Stevie of course. Nancy goes on vacation starting the 19 thru the 26th then I go on vacation til the 4/April. It looks like I'm singing at the wedding. Now have to find the organ or piano player and hope that she can play the stuff I can sing...Not church songs. Howard is gone on vacation. don't notice him gone...Lots of people like that at the store..."You where gone?really?" Only two days til payday...then a little money to play with...

Day with the babies.

Had the twin terrors today. Oh they aren't that bad. Savaie just would scream at the drop of a hat. It could have something to do with not pooing. Cono is the same. Hold me and I'm yours baby. Took them out to the store. Its funny to see who does and doesn't want to hold them. They are 2 1/2 months old. they follow you with their eyes and smile. Don't know if it's still gas or they find something in their world that is funny. 9 hrs was a bit much. It will only get worse they won't take as many naps. I need to pace myself. Or get to bed before midnight the night before.

Savie is still the bigger. I think she always will be. She the one that looks like her dad. Dark hair clef chin,olive skin. Moody. but you didn't hear that from me. She smiles more and bigger, that is when she is awake. The kid can still sleep 20 hours a day.

Cono still the little sister in many ways. She looks like mom. Blonde,big eyes,peaches and cream skin. If she can find a pulse point she is in heaven... sleep and eats in small bits.

I noticed that Savie favours her right hand when sucking it and Cono her left...Oh this should be fun down the road.

Change the shirt,change the sheets, flip the mattress. Another day with the babies comes to an end...God do I need a Dr Pepper.

50 Things Women Can't Do

50 THINGS WOMEN CAN'T DO
1. know anything about a car except its colour
2. understand a film plot
3. go 24 hours without sending a text message
4. lift
5. throw
6. run
7. park
8. fart
9. read a map
10. rob a bank
11. resist Ikea
12. sit still
13. tell a joke
14. play pool
15. pay for dinner
16. eat a kebab whilst walking
17. pee out of a train window
18. argue without shouting
19. get told off without crying
20. understand fruit machines
21. walk past a shoe shop
22. make a decent bacon sandwich
23. not comment on a strangers clothes
24. use small amounts of toilet paper
25. let you sleep with a hangover
26. drink a pint gracefully
27. get a round in
28. throw a punch
29. do magic
30. like your friends
31. enjoy porn
32. eat a really hot curry
33. get to the point
34. buy plain envelopes
35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet
36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37. go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
38. avoid credit card debt
39. dive into a pool
40. assemble furniture
41. roll a bogey between finger and thumb
42. set a video recorder
43. not try and change you
44. watch a war film
45. understand why flirting results in violence
46. spend a day by themselves
47. go to the toilet by themselves
48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49. choose a video quickly
50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

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