I learned something new tonight. Females also have midlife crisis. Its just not a male thing with them getting the younger wife/girlfriend and the red sports car.
This is the story of oh lets call her Kate. She had been with the same wonderful guy for 10 years. Married the last five. They owned a house and both have nice jobs.
Kate turns 30 and it all changes. Out goes the husband and in comes a boy who is two years under the drinking age.He's not the brightest Christmas light on the tree.
He falls somewhere between an ice cube and the family gold fish in the intelligence derby.
He thinks a comma is something that happens to people after a bad accident.
So she's got the younger boy toy but no sports car is in the cards.
Instead of AAA she's looking into DD.
That's right she's getting a Dolly Parton upgrade. Because of those two bags of silicon she is going to take a 2ND mortgage out on her house.
In a little while she's going to be deeply in debt,a need to get a whole new wardrobe or at lest the top half,not be able to see her feet and not really wanting the boy near her for a couple weeks.
The moral of the story, there is none.But in a couple more years when the boy finds something else shiny to grab his attention, Kate will have a bad back and other health concerns and thinking to herself...Why didn't I get the red car?
My misadventures in life with the help of my cast of supporting characters.
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